Didn't You Know...

Hey! Didn't you know that I happen to be a Ninja? Yeah, yeah, I know, you think I'm going crazy, but I'm not. I'm actually a full-fledge, blacked out, sword wielding, wall running Ninja. If you don't know, now you know, but here are a few links to help you understand my hidden occupation. 

The Official Ninja Website

Enter The Ninja

Ninja: Wikipedia Style

and what I'm not <-----You will like this one lol